Hey, is it true some farts are really lost burps?

No, you asshole!! ;)

Burps come from your stomach and
contain more atmospheric gas content.

Farts come from your ass and contain
more bacterial gas content.


An average fart contains about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen,
9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen.
Less than 1% is what makes farts stink.

The temperature of a fart at time upon expulsion is
98.6 degrees fahrenheit or 37.0 degrees celsius,
the normal core body temperature of a healthy,
resting adult human being.

Farts can reach speeds of up to 10 feet per second.

An average person produces about half a liter of farts daily.

Women fart as much as men, although they won't admit it.

Termites produce the most farts.

Farts are flammable.



The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan",
meaning "to break wind"...


oops... sorry... wasn't me... :)